I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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