Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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