Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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