There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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