I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
