Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Is Oprah even human
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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