We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
