We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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