I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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