"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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