how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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