Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
Randomize
