I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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