I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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