like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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