Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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