real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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