i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
These tits shall not be calmed
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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