I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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