"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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