that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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