windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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