He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
i think my cat just said my name.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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