Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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