My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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