honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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