i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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