love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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