so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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