fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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