At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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