I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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