At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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