So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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