Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
Randomize
