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Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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