Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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