Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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