Don't you send me to vm
What a fucking waste of an outfit
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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