spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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