I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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