She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Randomize
