Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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