You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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