nut hugger
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My dick has a subreddit
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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