we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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