More tranny stories later!
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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