Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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