but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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