Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
Randomize
